More Lube Needed. Some hobbies are enjoyed quietly: origami, painting, stalking, for example. Others aren't: singing, shooting, flatulence. Slotcar racing falls into the latter category, its noise a mixture of cars whizzing around and…
Soap Opera. Twelve drivers turned up this week, but just ten raced, Julian and the Tomster deciding they had better things to do. Julian's was to spectate and operate the track-call button, the Tomster's…
Quantity Over Quality. Molesey's been enjoying record attendances this year and it's been rare for numbers to fall below ten, but with club stalwart and chief timing system operator Neil unwell this week, just…
The Pink Pig Returns. You can't beat a bit of bacon. You can have all the veggie, vegan, 3D-printed and god-knows-what-else alternatives you like, but eventually you'll be able to resist no longer. When…
Pillock. The Tomster's not having the best of luck recently. Last week it was a malfunctioning Predictor that snatched third place away to destroy his dream of his first podium finish, this week it…