Redheads and a goose.

Redheads 2, NSR aliens 1 was tonight’s podium score, with a goose waiting in the wings.

Sounds more like a party at a kinky petting zoo than a slot car meeting, so maybe it was just as well that journalists are still banned from watching. After all, it was inter-species mixing that got us into this mess in the first place.

I hope you boys washed your hands…